Did I Fuck Myself.....?????

[Fucknugget]

i recently allowed that Microsoft Genuine Windows Authentification to be installed and now am suffering frequent comp shut downs...

it seems to occur several times a day...

i haven't installed anything else since that so i don't know if this is the cause or not....

i actually have a genuine copy of Windows XP ( i actually paid for it too... that's right... laugh it up... )

Did I Fuck Myself here...??

if so...

how do i un-fuck myself and remove this piece of shit..??

anyone..??

[FCV224]

Originally Posted by anthony

i recently allowed that Microsoft Genuine Windows Authentification to be installed and now am suffering frequent comp shut downs...

it seems to occur several times a day...

i haven't installed anything else since that so i don't know if this is the cause or not....

i actually have a genuine copy of Windows XP ( i actually paid for it too... that's right... laugh it up... )

Did I Fuck Myself here...??

if so...

how do i un-fuck myself and remove this piece of shit..??

anyone..??

Can you unfuck youself, after you fuck yourself...I didn't know that you could?

[cunna25]

Ant,

There is a European dude who has created a small peice of software that removes the WGA.

The WGA contacts Microsoft frequently for some reason I can't remember so it could be these connections crapping out your machine.

http://www.firewallleaktester.com/removewga.htm

After thinking I looked up the article and here is a link to his page.

Doesn't remove WGA but shuts of the contacting of the outside world.

[Fucknugget]

thanks bud..

i'll see what it does..



WTF is up with MicroCrap...

who do they think i am...??

E.T.??

(phone home... phone home... )



i bought their fucking piece of shit software and now they want to fuck with me..??

and what the fuck are they stealing from me every damn day..??

this is some fucked up shit....

[imagine423]

Yes this is most definitely some fucked up shit.

I keep hearing lately they're going to take it a step further and that sometime in the fall a 30 day grace period will startup, after which windows just stops working on any machines that haven't gotten "Genuine(tm)". Asshats.

Oh, and I really wouldn't worry too much about them actually taking anything, people would see a trend in the network traffic if they started pulling something like that.

[ruholdenit]

Sup anthony...


Check your event log, to see what is happening when the computer locks/reboots. Might be something other than the WGA.. does it happen also if the computer is disconnected from the internet?

[playboy-bunny]

that happeneed to me mate.. installed updates that were realy stuff dececting wether they were real windows or not

my answer


buy the real thing

[Fucknugget]

Originally Posted by ruholdenit

Sup anthony...


Check your event log, to see what is happening when the computer locks/reboots. Might be something other than the WGA.. does it happen also if the computer is disconnected from the internet?

yeah... the comp locks and re-boots when disconnected from net as well..

it probably locks up even when it's turned off..

[Fucknugget]

Originally Posted by playboy-bunny

that happeneed to me mate.. installed updates that were realy stuff dececting wether they were real windows or not

my answer


buy the real thing

hahaha...

i did... and T and the guys are still laughing about it...

[ruholdenit]

Any errors showing up in the event log?

[Fucknugget]

Originally Posted by ruholdenit

Any errors showing up in the event log?

yeah...


i open up the system event log and it gave me the finger....


a lot of errors/warnings relating to Service Control Manager..... (ft) disk.... Tcpip.... cdrom...


and the final entry says..... " Fuck You ...!! You're Screwed...!!! "

[playboy-bunny]

dam comps eh

[ruholdenit]

I'd say clear all the logs, and run the computer until it crashes again. Then once you get back in there, check the log for the latest error.

Post the error code (ie eventid:816) in here, and we can help you out.

[Fucknugget]

cool... thankx...


the last error code i got was an error for Service Control Manager -- 7000


but i'll clear everything and wait for it to happen again...

[Fucknugget]

hahaha..

it happened twice...

here is what the event log says..





Service Control Manager ( event ) 7000

System Error ( category ) 102 ( event ) 1003

[Werdna]

Goddamn Commis!

[Fucknugget]

hahaha...

another two times again...

same error:


Service Control Manager ( event ) 7000
Service Control Manager ( event ) 7000

[Fucknugget]

fuck....


still happening...

same 7000 error...


and my ISP is jumping in as well..


time-out detection errors popping up again.... lol...

fucking comps.....

[ruholdenit]

I thought I pm'd you a possible fix.. maybe I"m just making things up, but I"m sure I did..

could be this weed I'm smokin though

[Fucknugget]

Originally Posted by ruholdenit

I thought I pm'd you a possible fix.. maybe I"m just making things up, but I"m sure I did..

could be this weed I'm smokin though

hahaha..

yeah.. you did..

MS.NEt Framework fix didn't work....

still crashes with same error...

[Crap Shoes]

you're fucked.....

[playboy-bunny]

:bump:

[Chrysophylax]

http://support.microsoft.com/kb/314357

As far as I can understand, you might have a service that tries to start up and fails, therefore crashing the computer.

That might help you resolve the issue, though how it might've risen in the first place eludes me... Any recent program installed that might've done that?

(rootkits and firewalls and some anti-virus block some portions of the system, sometimes causing improbable but computer freezing problems)

[Fucknugget]

Originally Posted by Chrysophylax

http://support.microsoft.com/kb/314357

As far as I can understand, you might have a service that tries to start up and fails, therefore crashing the computer.

That might help you resolve the issue, though how it might've risen in the first place eludes me... Any recent program installed that might've done that?

(rootkits and firewalls and some anti-virus block some portions of the system, sometimes causing improbable but computer freezing problems)

thanks for the info chrys..

i'll check it out as soon as i can...

as far as i can remember... it has been doing this ever since i had it..

i've wiped everything clean and started from scratch but it continues to do it...

TMobile thinks it has something to do with the sledge hammer smashing the case that might be the primary reason for the problems...

[ruholdenit]

Maybe she's runnin hot... If we are talkin bout a woman, good to go. A pc? not so good..

If the .net shit didnt fixer, you could always try to run "sfc /scannow" from the run prompt. It'll verify and replace (if necessary) your system files. Make sure you have your xp cd handy before you start.

I'm wondering also about overheating or an underpowered PSU. If it's overheating it'll be fine until you start working the pc hard, then it'll crash. Usually locks up, but you can get odd errors.

If you have a bad/dying/underpowered PSU (power supply) you can get all kinds of flaky behavior goin on. Fucking PCs.. power down, disconnect your CD/dvd drives (if you have any) and see if that stabilizes it. If it's done this since day 1 I'd say this is possible.

Gotta get this shit fixed man.. I got like a dozen 700+mb vids for you!

[Fucknugget]

hahaha...

PSU..

you're the second one to suggest that...

i didn't even think to try that...

i'll have to go into the comp later today...

thanks...

[Fucknugget]

well...

i unplugged the drives and it still crashed...

several times this time...

got a category 102 error event 1003
several times...

then followed by a 7000 error several times...

then followed by another category 102 event 1003 error...

then followed again by that 7000 error..

and finally that cute little puppy came out, walked right up to the edge of the screen, and then took a huge dump and then trotted off....

i wonder what that means...

[FCV224]

Maybe it means that you're doing a shitty job

[Fucknugget]

now that's a good one...

[FCV224]

thank you, and to think...all this time, my work has gone unnoticed...better late then never, i guess

[Fucknugget]

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HATE FUCKING COMPUTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DIE!!!!! DIE!!!!!! DIE!!!!!

YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FCV224]

What did you computer do now?

[Fucknugget]

it keeps fucking locking up when i try to upload the new vids for Friday...

we won't be having new shit this week if it keeps it up...

[FCV224]

Aww man, that bites...I hope it all works out, for my own selfish reasons

[Fucknugget]

i'm about to smash this fucker...

i took it to the shop and the fucker wouldn't lock up for them...

but get it home and it does it again.. lol...

fucker just hates me i guess...

hahaha...

[FCV224]

Maybe it's frightened of you

[Fucknugget]

maybe it's my electric personalities....

whenever i get near comps.. they go haywire...

[Fucknugget]

MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT...!!!!!

my problem may have solved itself...

the main hd died this morning and took everything with it...

maybe that problem went with it...

i'm back up barely...

so far so good....

now to re-install all the crap...

[FCV224]

that may take a while...I hate when stuff has to be reinstalled

[Fucknugget]

especially when you don't remember where the hell you put shit..

[ruholdenit]

You know what I just thought..

If it didnt lock at the shop, but does at home, it could be a power issue. Poor/flaky power outlet can give a psu a shitfit.. and when psu's go haywire, they take hardware with them.

Try a different cord/powerbar/outlet maybe..?

If the problem is fixed, let me know! I have a dozen movies to send you (700mb+)

Crux wont touch them.

[FCV224]

Originally Posted by anthony

especially when you don't remember where the hell you put shit..

Ain't that the truth...and you forget some of the stuff you have

[Fucknugget]

with any luck.. i should be up and running again by next week some time..

[FCV224]

Well, that's good...it seems like your luck always flip flops

[Fucknugget]

for every door that closes... another opens..

life is funny that way...

[FCV224]

It sure is, you never know what will happen

[Fucknugget]

Originally Posted by ruholdenit

You know what I just thought..

If it didnt lock at the shop, but does at home, it could be a power issue. Poor/flaky power outlet can give a psu a shitfit.. and when psu's go haywire, they take hardware with them.

Try a different cord/powerbar/outlet maybe..?

If the problem is fixed, let me know! I have a dozen movies to send you (700mb+)

Crux wont touch them.

it's plugged into a dedicated line so it's the only thing drawing power... has a surge protecter ( yeah.. right...) and back-up UPS...

i did notice just before it died that when i went to power it up.. i got a static charge that jumped from me to the power button.... or from the power button to me... either way it was a charge..

then there was a whirring.. a pop... a grinding noise... more whirring.. more popping... ( like popcorn popping) then smoke and then silence....

the beast was finally dead....