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01-23-2006, 04:49 AM
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In these distressed times you allways start asking questions :
- Why is a pizza delivered quicker than an ambulance can be - Why is there a disabled parking place at a scating alley - Why order a diet Coke a Large fries and a Double Cheeseburger - Why are the hotdogs in cans of 10 and the bread in bags of 8 - Why can't women put on make up with closed mouth - Why is the word abbreviation so long - Why should you push the start button to close windowns - why isn't there cat food with mouse flavour - Dog food with iproved flavours... who tested it - why bother sterilising needles for euthanasia - Why aren't the planes made of the same material of that of the indestructable black box - Why is the arrival hall on a airplane called terminal - Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets - what was mankind looking for when they found out that the cows are giving milk - why didn't Noah Killed the two moskito's - why do restautants which have 24/7 opening hours have locks . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Glad to have waisted at least 5 minuts of your precious time... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . still not bored.... . . . . . . . . . . . enjoy your day  . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dammn you're patient.. 
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01-23-2006, 04:53 AM
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01-23-2006, 05:07 AM
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Re: Why
Well I would very quickly direct them both elsewhere.. one in front and one in back will do nicely
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01-23-2006, 05:19 AM
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01-23-2006, 05:19 AM
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Re: Why
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.. i would say that depends what the occasion is 
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01-23-2006, 05:21 AM
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